Yes, it's all true... Brett Favre is officially on the Minnesota Vikings. Now we can quit watching videos of him throwing passes to random high school football players, and send the roving midsummer-nothing-else-to-do ESPN reporters to Vikings training camp for more incessant talking and worthless coverage.
What this whole saga highlighted for me - and what I've known for quite some time - is that I hate Brett Favre. This is despite the fact that he has been fairly good to the fortunes of my team, the New York football Giants. He let Michael Strahan flop onto of him for his record breaking sack, and he literally threw our shot at the Super Bowl into our hands.
Thanks Brett, but I still loathe your existence on my television and in my life every... single... day. Here are the top 5 reasons why I hate Brett Favre.
5. The Perpetual Announcer Man Crush - Why is it that every announcer on the planet has a man crush for Brett Favre? Is it just to give Frank Caliendo material for his impersonations? With John Madden out of the booth, that's at least one of Favre's biggest man crushers out of the way. Of course, about 347 of them still remain.
4. He Makes me Miss T.O./McNabb - The Terrell Owens and Donovan McNabb drama with the Philadelphia Eagles was one of the first times that ESPN made the executive decision to turn their sports coverage into an endless sports soap opera. It was absolutely terrible, and it essentially ruined the network. Well, the yearly Brett Favre saga actually makes me miss that. Give me some crunches on your driveway, give me some sideline freak outs, give me something that at least entertains during the madness rather than breathless reporters following you to high school football practices and news stories based on your text messages.
3. The Country Good Ole Boy - We get it Brett. You live in Mississippi. You like mowing lawns. You wear jeans. And of course, you just love you some football and hanging with the guys. Find a new schtick.
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